Stop sellin it

[rebbonk]

I was working in my newsagent's shop when a woman walked in, took a magazine from the top shelf then walked to the counter, pushed a gun to my temple and said, "If you don't stop selling this filthy magazine immediately I'm going to come back here and pull the trigger."

"Jesus," said the policeman. "Was it loaded?"

"No," I said.

Spoiler:

"It was FHM."