Great writer

[rebbonk]

There once was a young man,who,in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level,stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

Spoiler:

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.