Paddy gets in line. When it's his turn the preacher says, "Paddy, what you want me to pray about?"
Paddy says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
So the preacher puts one finger in Paddy's ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays a while. After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Paddy, how's your hearing now?"
Paddy says,
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