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Lottery

Postby rebbonk » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:46 am

I said to my mate, "If i ever win the lottery I'm gonna be the biggest show off ever."

He said, "What you going to do, buy a big house and a flash sports car?"

I said, "No,
Spoiler:
switch on my gas central heating."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Lottery

Postby dutchman » Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:10 pm

:lol:
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