I taught him well

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I taught him well

Postby rebbonk » Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:43 am

I've taught my young son well.

This tea-time, my wife asked him where sausages come from.

"A pig," he answered confidently.

"Very good," she said. "How do you know that?"

Spoiler:
"I've just watched you bring them in," he replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: I taught him well

Postby dutchman » Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:58 pm

:lol:
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