Shower

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Shower

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:43 pm

A man is just getting in the shower when his wife slips her arms around him. 'Make sure you give everything a good clean' she whispers huskily.

Trembling with excitement, he leaps into the shower and gives every inch of his body a good scrub. He scurries back to the bedroom only to find his wife slouching in a tracksuit watching TV.

'Thanks love,' she says.
Spoiler:
'You know how much I hate cleaning the bathroom.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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