After waiting ages to turn right out of the busy T-junction, I finally spotted a tiny gap. Concentrating hard, I gunned the engine and started to shoot forward.
"AAAAAAGHHH!!!!!!!!!!" screamed my wife. I panicked, hit the brakes, and two cars slammed into me, one on each side.
"What the hecks wrong?" I panted.
She replied
Spoiler:
"I think I might have left the back door unlocked."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.