Flat tyre (bit naughty)

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Flat tyre (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 03, 2013 10:53 am

A limousine was taking a beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.

Halfway there, the front tyre went flat.

The model said, "Driver, I don't have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself?"

The driver said, "Sure."

He got out of the car and proceeded to change the tyre, but couldn't get the wheel cover off.

The model saw him struggling and asked, "Do you want a screwdriver?"

He said "Sure!
Spoiler:
But, first I have to change this tyre."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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