Couples

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Couples

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:04 am

"I wish we were a couple like Justin and Selena," I said to my girlfriend.

"Get with it," she said, "they've split up."

"OK, then Heidi and Seal."

"They've split up too!"

"OK, then like Justin and Britney."

"They split up 10 years ago!"

"Hmm," I said,
Spoiler:
"you're not getting it, are you?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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