Traffic Warden

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Traffic Warden

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:53 am

"Oi you :censored: " I shouted at the traffic warden, as he put a ticket on the windscreen today.

He said. "Sir, you have parked this car illegally."

"No I haven't." I replied.

He said, "Yes, you have."

"No I haven't," I replied again,
Spoiler:
"I don't even know whose car this is."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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