Speeding?

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Speeding?

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:54 am

I got caught speeding yesterday.

The policeman asked me to step out of the car and walk in a straight line.

Half way down he stopped me and said, "I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to come back to the station with me as you're staggering."

I replied,
Spoiler:
"Oohh, you little tiger, you're not so bad looking yourself."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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