One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Scotsman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Scotsman pick up the egg. The Englishman ran up to the Scotsman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.The Scotsman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Englishman said "In my family we normally solve disputes like this: I kick you in the nuts and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the nuts and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg."
The Scotsman agreed to this and so the English man found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Scotsman and kicked as hard as he could in the nuts.The Scotsman fell to the floor clutching his bits howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Scotsman stood up and said "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Englishman said
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