6 months in...

[rebbonk]

After six months of blissful marriage the young wife felt her husband was spending too much time at the golf club. In bed one night she suggested that perhaps he might spend more time with her and give up his membership of the golf club.

"Dammit woman" he said, "you are starting to sound like my ex wife!"

"OMG" she screamed, "I didn't know you were married before!"

Spoiler:

"I wasn't!" he replied.