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Execution

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 13, 2013 9:51 am

Englishman, Irishman, Welshman & Scotsman were captured by the Taliban, & were to to be executed.

They were each given a last wish.

Scotsman..I would like a 1,000 bagpipers & drummers as mine.

Irishman..I would like a 1,000 river dancers as mine.

Welshman..Please could I have a 1,000 strong male voice choir from the valleys.

Englishman..
Spoiler:
I would like to be shot first !
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Execution

Postby dutchman » Mon May 13, 2013 10:05 pm

:lol:
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