Skinny dipping

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Skinny dipping

Postby rebbonk » Sat May 11, 2013 8:21 am

A beautiful woman walked into the woods and found a lovely pool in it. She decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't see
anyone, and undressed. Just as she was about to dip her toe in the owner of the woods appeared from behind the bush where he was hiding all along and told her that swimming was prohibited.

"You could have told me that before I undressed!" she scolded him.

He replied,
Spoiler:
"Swimming is prohibited, undressing isn't."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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