Random woman

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Random woman

Postby rebbonk » Fri May 03, 2013 8:19 am

Some random woman sounded her horn at me today as I stood at the bus stop, so I gave her a little wave.

Suddenly she stopped her car, reversed, wound down the window and said, "Do you want a lift home?"

"What a nice lady," I thought, getting into the passenger seat and fastening my seatbelt.

Then she just sat there staring at me, as another bloke got into the back and said,
Spoiler:
"Who's this guy Wendy?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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