Fertiliser

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Fertiliser

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:57 am

A farmer was driving along the road with a load of smelly fertiliser.

A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called out, "What've you got in your truck?"

"Fertiliser," the farmer replied.

"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.

"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.

"You should live here," the little boy advised him.
Spoiler:
"We put sugar and cream on ours."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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