Wedding anniversary

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Wedding anniversary

Postby rebbonk » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:11 am

"Where the heck are you?" My wife screamed down the phone at me, "You were supposed to be here an hour ago."

"I'm not going to make it", I replied, "Something came up."

"What the hell could come up that would make you choose to miss our wedding anniversary meal?" She asked, sobbing down the phone.

Spoiler:
"My lottery numbers".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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