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Postby rebbonk » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:03 am

I was working in Tesco's last night when I bumped into the lady I'd just started dating. I was re-arranging the washing powder in aisle seven when she said 'Oi you told me you were a stunt pilot you lying :censored: .

To which I replied 'No,I told you
Spoiler:
I was part of the Ariel display team!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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