Wisdom Teeth

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Wisdom Teeth

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:19 am

One day, a man walks into a dentists and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

“Eighty pounds says the dentist.

“That’s a ridiculous amount!”, the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?”

“Well…”, the dentist says, “if you don't use anaesthetic, I can knock the price down to £60.”

Looking annoyed the man says, “That’s still too expensive!”

“Ok”, says the dentist. “If I save on anaesthetics and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to £20″.

“Nope, moans the man, “it’s still too much!”.

“Well”, says the dentist, scratching his head, “if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to £10.”

“Marvellous!”, says the man,

Spoiler:
“Book my wife for next Tuesday"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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