On the Second day, God created man to serve the Cat.
On the Third Day, God created all the animals of the Earth to serve as potential food and/or amusement for the Cat.
On the Fourth Day, God created honest toil so man could labour for the good of the Cat.
On the Fifth Day, God created the Sparkle Ball so the Cat might or might not play with it.
On the Sixth Day, God created veterinary science to keep the Cat healthy and the man broke.
On the Seventh day, God tried to rest,
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