Lemon squeeze

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Lemon squeeze

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:03 am

A little English guy was in a pub in Ireland, and the huge barman challenged him to squeeze any more from a lemon than he could.
Only when told it was for charity did he give in.

So, big Paul cut a lemon in half and squeezed, then handed over the two wizened halves to the man.

To everyone's astonishment - it had never been done before - a few drops emerged from each half.

"God, man, what do you do for a living" asked one of the crowd, and the little guy answered,
Spoiler:
"oh, I'm a tax inspector"
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Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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