Neighbour

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Neighbour

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:10 am

My next door neighbour knocked at the door today.

"Listen pal," he said, poking me in the chest, "I'm fed up of your bloody kids knocking their balls into my garden. Next time they come over I'm locking them in my shed."

"Fine by me." I shrugged.
Spoiler:
"They're driving me up the :censored: wall anyway."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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