50/50

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50/50

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:34 am

The Doctor said, "Your wife has a 50/50 chance of pulling through."

I had to ask, "Is there anything we can do to increase those odds in her favour?"

"Well you could go round the back of the MRI scan machine
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and help to push her from that side."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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