In vino veritas

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In vino veritas

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:20 am

I got very drunk last night and told my father-in-law that I wanted to divorce his daughter.

"Are you kidding me?" he asked.

"No," I replied, "The truth is I just don't fancy her anymore. Are you angry?"

"Angry?" he shouted, looking at my wife on the dance floor,
Spoiler:
"This wedding has just cost me £20,000."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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