Suntan lotion

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Suntan lotion

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:05 am

I saw some fat girl lying on a beach trying to put suntan lotion on her back.

"Do you want me to rub it in for you?" I asked.

"That would be very helpful of you," she replied.
Spoiler:
"You're never going to reach your back with those short flabby arms," I shouted walking away.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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