Front door

[rebbonk]

As I walked out of the front door with my bags last night, I looked back at my wife and said, "Are you sure about this? it doesn't feel right."

"Yes, I'm sure," she replied, "you're a lazy and it's about time."

"What about the kids?" I asked.

"They're busy watching tv" she said, "now just be a man for once

Spoiler:

and put the rubbish out."