Can't help me

[rebbonk]

Since I told my girlfriend that the doctors said they can't do anything to help me she's looked after me in every way possible.

For the last three months she's done all the cooking and cleaning and let me have sex whenever I want.

Finally this morning she sat me down and said, "Your condition doesn't seem to be deteriorating at all, what's actually wrong with you?"

Spoiler:

"Nothing", I replied, "That's why the doctors can't do anything to help me".