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Postby rebbonk » Sat May 12, 2012 6:40 am

My girlfriend was screaming at me.

"Leave!! Get out this house!" she ordered.

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"

So I turned around and replied,
Spoiler:
"Wait, so you want me to stay?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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