Government donations

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Government donations

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:11 am

For anyone wondering what you get for donating to the Government, below is a handy price breakdown.

Dinner with the Prime Minister David Cameron = £1 Million.

Dinner with the Chancellor George Osborne = £750,000.

Dinner with Nick Clegg =
Spoiler:
Half a bag of chips and a Curly Wurly.
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