The day you were born

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The day you were born

Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:01 am

I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts.

"Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."

After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

"Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?"

Spoiler:
"Yesterday?" I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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