Tickets please

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Tickets please

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:33 am

Announcement over the public address system on a train:

"Good afternoon, this is your ticket inspector speaking. In approximately half an hour, I will be coming to inspect your tickets.

I would like to ask all the ladies on board
Spoiler:
to begin their search NOW."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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