Breaking the ice

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Breaking the ice

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:02 am

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.

Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.

Spoiler:
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Breaking the ice

Postby dutchman » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:13 pm

:lol:
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