Portrait

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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,
emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist.

"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away,

Spoiler:

and I want his new wife to go crazy
looking for the jewellery."