Mayday mayday.....

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Mayday mayday.....

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:39 am

A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies.

Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

Ground control receive her call for help and answers back: “Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position."

"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."

Ground control:
Spoiler:
"Repeat after me: Our Father..... who art in Heaven.... “
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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