How did it happen?

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How did it happen?

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:15 am

"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.

"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."

"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."

"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room.

She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said, 'No, everything is fine.'

'Are you sure?' she asked. 'I'm sure,' I said.

'Isn't there anything I can do for you?' she wanted to know.

'I reckon not,’ I replied."

"Excuse me," said the doctor,

"What does this story have to do with your leg?"

"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained,
Spoiler:
"when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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