My place?

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My place?

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:52 am

A sexy looking woman came to the bar to be served today.

"Hey there gorgeous," I winked. "Wanna come back to my place when I've finished?"

"Just get me my drinks and leave me alone," she raged.

"But... I thought you were single?" I replied.
Spoiler:
"This is your husband's funeral isn't it?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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