Hit and run

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Hit and run

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:31 am

I got a phone call from the hospital today.

"Your wife is a bad way," the doctor exclaimed. "She's been involved in a hit and run."

"I'll be there as quick as I can," I replied.
Spoiler:
"I'm just at the garage getting my bumper fixed."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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