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Heskey

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:02 am

Emile Heskey turns up at Old Trafford with a rucksack...

The security guard gets worried and asks him 'What have you got in there?'

He replies 'Some drugs, counterfeit tickets and a gun!'

The security guard says 'Thank God for that,
Spoiler:
I thought you'd brought your boots!'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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