The kiss

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The kiss

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:07 am

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she does... And it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

Spoiler:
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: The kiss

Postby dutchman » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:55 am

:lol: Didn't see that one coming!
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