Scottish skier

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Scottish skier

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:59 am

This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.

After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.

After about five or six whiskies he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.

He asks the barman, "What the heck is that?"

The barman says, "It's a Moose."

The Scottish dude says, "Blow me!
Spoiler:
How big are the cats?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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