Kids

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Kids

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:14 am

The teacher asked the class what they thought about their fathers.

Little Tom said 'My father is a hero. A horse ran loose down the High Street and my father got hold of it and calmed it down and saved many people from injury'.

Little Dick said 'My father is a hero. A lady was drowning and my father saved her, gave her artificial respiration and saved her life'

Little Harry said 'My father is a coward. Last weekend my mother went to stay at her sisters and my dad was that frightened
Spoiler:
he had to get the lady in from next door to sleep with him'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Kids

Postby dutchman » Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:56 am

:lol:
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