Dog in the hardware store

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Dog in the hardware store

Postby rebbonk » Sat May 28, 2011 3:26 am

A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please".

The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?"

The dog replies:
Spoiler:
"What would the circus want with a plumber".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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