House fire

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House fire

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 23, 2011 4:06 am

I woke up this morning to find my house was in flames.

I ran outside screaming, "HELP! HELP! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?"

My neighbour, matches in hand, said, "Karma"

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So I took a deep breath, and said gently, "Help, help, my house is on fire, why is this happening to me?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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