Preganant

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Preganant

Postby rebbonk » Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:56 am

A girl goes to her mother and says: "Mum, I think I'm pregnant"

The mother says: "But didn't I tell you to take the necessary measures?"

The daughter replies: "But that is just what I did.

Spoiler:
I measured them all and then went with the biggest."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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