Paddy gets mugged by....four blokes........he puts up a great fight, but in the end they hold him down and go through his pockets and find 40p......???
The muggers say "You put up a tremendous fight for 40p Paddy, why did you bother?"
Paddy replies
Spoiler:
" , I thought you were after the £500 in my sock"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.