Ronaldo

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I saw Cristiano Ronaldo in town today.

I said, "Can you sign my shirt?"

He said, "Sure. Have you got a pen?"

I said, "Sh*t, no. Hang on".

With that I threw myself on the floor, rolled over theatrically and began to cry.

He said, "How's that going to get a pen?"

I said,

Spoiler:

"Well that's how you do it"