How long will it take?

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How long will it take?

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:34 am

I recently went skydiving with a few mates, before we went up I asked the instructor jokingly, 'If my chute doesn't open, how long will it take me to hit the ground?'

He turned to me, expressionless and whispered,
Spoiler:
'The rest of your life.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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