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by rebbonk » Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:51 am

A policeman knocked on my door last night.

He said, "Peter?"

I said, "Yes".

He said, "You're wanted for rape".

I said,

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Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.

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