Government contract

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Government contract

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:01 am

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at 10 Downing Street; one from London, another from Bristol, and the third from Liverpool.

They go with a government official to examine the wall.

The London contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
'Well', he says, 'I figure the job will cost about £900: £400 for materials, £400 for my crew and £100 profit for me.'

The Bristol contractor also does some measuring and figuring, and then says, 'I can do this job for £700: £300 for materials, £300 for my crew and £100 profit for me.'

The Liverpool contractor doesn't measure or figure but leans over to the Government official and whispers, "£2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, 'You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?'

The Liverpool contractor whispers back, '£1000 for me, £1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Bristol to fix the wall.'

Spoiler:
'Done!' replies the government official.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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